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What "They" Say

"Chris Alpine, one of the best acts in recent memory at Spellbinder's, proved an adept non-Texan comedian can make Texas jokes play a Houston audience."
--Variety

"Alpine deftly walks the line between goofy and genius. Quick, highly verbal and a real laugh maker."
--Seattle Times

"Hysterical, fast-paced and fun!"
--Miami Herald

"Your ability to take Microsoft's unique culture and apply it to a stand up comic routine was incredible."
--Microsoft

"I heartily recommend you to any company or group looking for a fresh, wholesome and genuinely funny entertainer. The material was not only appropriate but timely, witty and zany too!"
--Long John Silvers

"I would be happy to give you my highest recommendation."
--WA Congressional Delegation

"Chris Alpine exceeds NAPMW's rating scale. With 6 being the highest, his act rates a 10!"
--National Association of Professional Mortgage Women

"Your stand up routine was a big hit."
--Addison-Wesley Publishing

"During his performance he took us on a roller coaster ride of witty, funny and just hilarious escapades that entertained us and brought us together as a group. Without reservation I wholeheartedly recommend Chris Alpine."
--Speea

"Chris was a HIT with our members and guests! I would recommend Chris Alpine for any corporate or private show... I know we received a great return for our money."
--Central Florida Oral Surgery Association



 

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